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NEW MUSIC VIDEO: Upside Down Dead Gaddafi

NEW MUSIC VIDEO: Upside Down Dead Gaddafi

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The stupid Eagles lost to the stupid Bears tonight. So, as a...

The stupid Eagles lost to the stupid Bears tonight. So, as a non-sequitur I’m going to post this bad mix of this stupid song I wrote about living in a penthouse in the boob.

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Curtis Freeranger - Darkness on the River Curtis Freeranger...

Curtis Freeranger - Darkness on the RiverCurtis Freeranger tackles the issues of race, illiteracy, and spirituality along the Mississippi River. 

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My new cartoon is for those who have friends or like basketball...

My new cartoon is for those who have friends or like basketball or just plain old don’t! #LOVE YOU ALL XOXO

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"Jeremy Lin is the weirdest looking black guy."

“Jeremy Lin is the weirdest looking black guy.” - @Adam_MutVia Tweet Picks on Jockular

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breadpeople: bread + people + rock = never stale

breadpeople:bread + people + rock = never stale

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I spent Valentine’s Night writing a beautiful song about...

I spent Valentine’s Night writing a beautiful song about love. When you hear it you’ll know why I’m single…BECAUSE I WRITE BEAUTIFUL SINGLES.

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Adam Malamut -Taking a Log Down This is a classic rock song I...

Adam Malamut -Taking a Log DownThis is a classic rock song I wrote about riding on a log flume. 

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I wrote a song. This one’s about shoes. It’s a rap...

I wrote a song. This one’s about shoes. It’s a rap song and it’s terrible.

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Game of Thrones + Ice Cream

Game of Thrones + Ice Cream

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he said he said he said he said

he said he said he said he said

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I was listening to the “No Retreat No Surrender”...

I was listening to the “No Retreat No Surrender” soundtrack last night. Then I thought, “I want to write a 1985 action movie song.” So I wrote this.

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barelysarcasm: Great status or GREATEST status?

barelysarcasm:Great status or GREATEST status?

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barelysarcasm: SPORTS FRIENDS: Jacoby Ellsbury gets curious...

barelysarcasm:SPORTS FRIENDS: Jacoby Ellsbury gets curious about chewing tobacco… and Dustin Pedroia has to be the one to tell him how it works.Share it up, folks. Sports Friends is spreading across...

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Anthony Davis learns about birds from Austin Rivers

Anthony Davis learns about birds from Austin Rivers

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Gunther James Carter - Anita You’ve never heard of this...

Gunther James Carter - AnitaYou’ve never heard of this guy because I made him up. He’s old but cool.

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Sports Friends - Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall

Sports Friends - Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall: Jay Cutler shares his boredom with teammate and friend, Brandon Marshall

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barelysarcasm: Listen/purchase: Howie Yeah! Howie Wow! (Let’s...

barelysarcasm:Listen/purchase: Howie Yeah! Howie Wow! (Let’s Talk About Your Jizz) by Bad ListeningThat’s right, the song inspired by our podcast is now available for you to derp to.

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Mutsack - Hop Hop Hop like a rabbit (feat. Terrance)

Mutsack - Hop Hop Hop like a rabbit (feat. Terrance)

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ogtoons: Episode 2 of the Jersey Zoo! An animated series by me...

ogtoons:Episode 2 of the Jersey Zoo! An animated series by me and my brother. You can find all our cartoons at mutsack.com

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